I wanna bring you to show and tell
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I think people are normalizing furries
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize