You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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