How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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