So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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