White coat. Heels.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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