My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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