my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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