She announced her abortion via fbk
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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