I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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