as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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