dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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