I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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