I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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