Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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