i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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