How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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