I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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