I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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