i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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