On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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