Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
now i know why i became what i already was.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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