i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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