Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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