TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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