am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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