the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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