Have you finally orgasmed yet?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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