hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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