I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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