Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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