I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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