i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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