Pregnant stripper...not hot.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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