if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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