i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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