Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Operation Purity has been aborted
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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