butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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You. Win. At. Life.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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