I bet he comes in French.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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