Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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