So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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