therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
We are all done wearing pants today
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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