apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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