Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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