You work out of a Hotel?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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