he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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