I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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