Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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