goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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