PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I wish they made helmets for livers.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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