I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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