Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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