I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
