This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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